Valentine’s Day

Hollow Man

Storm of Protest

crabinshoecrewsow

Lectures with a hangover…

Fag Buts

Invasion of the Zombie Penguins

Just Looking

Reg

Ditty

Toying with The Towers

The Towers of London have a reputation;
Keith Jeff decided to go and see for himself what all the fuss is about.

It was with a hefty amount of trepidation that I made my way to see The Towers of London (previously The Tourettes). But I reminded myself as I approached the building that my blood flows with mindless journalistic bravery; that thought would get me through the frightening night ahead. I had already decided that if getting punched in the face would be the story then that is how it would be, I could take a black eye for a few column inches.

Maggot and Me

[First published in 2006] In the crazy promotional hysteria that followed this year’s Celebrity Big Brother, Keith Jeff elbowed his way onto Maggot’s telephone interview […]

Bankers

[First published in 2004] I am truly pd off. Bankers constantly test my patience and there seems to be nothing I can do about it. […]

Fag Buts

[First published in 2004] When it was announced that a total smoking ban in all bars, pubs and restaurants would be in place from summer […]