Oh no! There’s killer zombie penguins attacking and they’re from outer space.For some reason Lozenge is the only one who can save the world.You are […]
Toying with The Towers
The Towers of London have a reputation;Keith Jeff decided to go and see for himself what all the fuss is…
Maggot and Me
[First published in 2006] In the crazy promotional hysteria that followed this year’s Celebrity Big Brother, Keith Jeff elbowed his…
Brian Haw
[First published in 2006] These heroes are placed in no particular order, and nominations are always open, but it seems relevant to follow number three’s […]
One of those blokes who stand outside Buckingham Palace
This bloke is destined to become a Hero of the Modern World purely because of his hidden stamina. He looks funny with that big fluffy […]
Michael Fish
The time is right to show some serious respect to a great television broadcaster, an absolute hero. The truest form of hero in fact – […]
Hand Stand
It seems like only yesterday we we’re doing this the other way up. Frankly though it about time we stepped up a notch and got […]
Squatting
As the popularity of this column increases, I’m starting to get mail from readers who are becoming very eager positioners. While the rolling constant of […]
Lying Down
After all this positional exploration its about time for a rest. The calm before the storm I should add, so don’t rest on your laurels. […]
Bending Over
This is quite an exciting one, full of innuendo and mystery. There are various uses for this position; you can pick things up, stroke cats, […]
Sitting
After getting plenty of practise at number one done, your sure to appreciate the greatness of number two even more. In fact I’ll bet your […]
Standing
This is quite a tricky one if you’re just starting but it is a good one to learn as it forms the basis for many […]